No, not that kind!
Have you tried Quinoa?
Lemme just say, ya GOTTA!
Much as it goes against the grain to suggest anyone alter his diet in a.... ahem, healthy way, this really is a delightful food.
Okay, part of my enthusiasm is sloth, or laziness, or impatience -- I am a big fan of barley, and this cooks in about a third of the time.
(Oh, and if you are near a Big Lots, they have it in at the moment - I do love me a bargain....)