Can a Musical Bear the Child of a Reality Show About Home Decor?

Haven't begun watching the new A and E War and Peace, (heck, haven't really finished Sroogeapalooza,) but I really had to laugh at this description by the Go Fug Yourself Ladies, (just reminding you that "fugly" means frighteningly ugly.....) of a flashback scene of Pierre Bezukhov's days of debauchery, wherein they fret that the writers or director had never actually been to a party:

RARELY do people sing to a window that's been liberated from its frame. This looks like the marriage of Les Mis and Love It Or List It.