Remember When I Stepped on That Rusty Nail at the Beach When We Were Kids, and My Foot Swelled Up and Got Infected and They Were Afraid It Was Blood Poisoning and I Had To Get a Tetanus Shot and It Kinda Ruined the Family's Vacation?

Good times, good times....
Ya know something? that's exactly 40 years ago, this summer!

I gotta great idea, LET'S HAVE A PARTY TO CELEBRATE THAT!!!!

"Did you really just ask that?" 

"Um, I'm gonna say .... NO!"

Cardinal Gerhard Müller, prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith?
Also not taken in by the derangement that leads to such suggestions.

The German cardinal said in a new book-length interview: “We Catholics have no reason to celebrate October 31, 1517, the date that is considered the beginning of the Reformation that would lead to the rupture of Western Christianity....
“If we are convinced that divine revelation is preserved whole and unchanged through Scripture and Tradition, in the doctrine of the Faith, in the sacraments, in the hierarchical constitution of the Church by divine right, founded on the sacrament of holy orders, we cannot accept that there exist sufficient reasons to separate from the Church.”

"Did you really just ask that?"

"Um, I'm gonna say .... NO!"