Well, in that case, I DO like Heavy Metal...

I ate enough of these as a child, helping my Mom decorate Christmas cookies, to qualify as a Hazmat site, I suppose, now that they are considered to contain a worrisome amount of heavy metal. (What would be a non-worrisome amount of something toxic? I don't know... but I'm a pretty careless individual.)

I want some Christmas cookies.... maybe decorated with those little cinnamon redhots.