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Tuesday, 23 September 2014

Two Monks Invent Denominations

Not endorsing the entire site, and some of what I might link to uses foul language, but The Toast has some terrifically sharp wit, mostly by Mallory Ortberg.
(The imagined dialogue for classical masterpieces of the painter's art are also priceless.)

Church of England 
MONK #2: whats that one church there is already
MONK #1: what?
MONK #2: what’s the one church we all have
MONK #1: the Catholic Church?
MONK #2: yeah
MONK #1: what about it?
MONK #2: lets do the same thing but just of England
MONK #1: why would we do that
MONK #2: for making the king’s divorce
MONK #1: so the same except for there’s divorce?
MONK #2: yeah
MONK #1: so is it okay of all divorce
MONK #2: no, what?
just the one
don’t get carried away
just the one is fine

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