"The Mass of White People Clapping"

Discussion of proper (and "Ordinary" ;oP) terminology over at the CMAA boards yields this gem, (concerning one more wonderful thing about the not-particularly-imminent arrival of the new translations,) from Adam Wood:

[The new Missal chants] are free to use. That’s a whole lot better than having to buy 20 more choir editions (each) of the Mass of Creation, the Mass of Light, the Mass of Glory, the Mass of Endless Descants, the Mass of Faux multi-culturalism, the Mass of White People Clapping, and all the other Mass settings your parish has been mixing and matching acclamations out of for the last decade.