Jane Austen Classic, "Sin and Synodality," Finally To be Filmed

At long last, "Sin and Synodality" to grace the screen, starring Sandra Bullock.

IT is a truth universally, (that is to say, catholicly,) acknowledged, that a single bishop in possession of a diocese must be in want of adding tax payers souls to his flock. 
However little known the feelings or views of such a bishop may be on his first entering a synod, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the Vatican spokesmen, that the Truth is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of the various factions and their mouthpieces trying to bend the Church to their will.

All the male roles to be played by Eddie Marsan.