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Thursday, 9 October 2014

Hurry and get your Pumpkin Spice Latte Mass, available for a short time only!

Someone over at the MusicaSacra Forum brought up the "Rebuilt" program, which, to paraphrase, tell parihses that they  need a worship program not a music program.

Well, thanks, the OHCA Church already has a "worship program," and it's called "Ordo Missae."

Seriously, if we're going to follow some outside model, we'd do better to pattern ourselves after a successful corporation, Microsoft, or Starbucks, or GM, or something, big profits (at least for a time, on paper,) enormous growth, (at least for a time, on paper,) lots of happy customers, (at least for a time, on paper.)

'Cause, you know..... bottom line.

Come to think of it, why not the iMass, the McDonald's Happy Mass, the limited edition F/W 2014 Mass Collection featuring a collaboration between Karl Lagerfeld and Target?

This could be the year of the Pumpkin Spice Mass!

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