The new Bishop, holding his newly acquired crosier worried, "I don't know how to use my hands when I preach now, I'm liable to hurt myself!"
Am I the only Catholic ever to have walked into Church with my keys in my hand, passed by the tabernacle, dropped to my knees and jammed a key into my eye as I blessed myself?
(And yeah, I'm abashed to admit that I've done it more than once!)
Addendum: was that a concertina playing on the last song? sounded like the soundtrack from a Marcel Pagnol film.