Is it my imagination? Is John Malkovich the Evil Twin of His Grace?
(I'm have great admiration for +Abp. Cordileone, the only bishop whose ring I have kissed, as far as I can recall. Though who knows as a child... one of my brothers, noticing other people greeting An Important Person at a parish reception decided he should join in the ritual, and went up and then proudly reported that he had "smelled his hand.")